So good news, my internet is back!!! Once again, I would like to thank Nick K. for relaying my tweet about my lack of internet. I wouldn't want you all to think I was ditching you.

However, with good news there comes bad news. The bad news is that Justin failed to submit anything for this challenge and will not only not be eligible to win the Power of Veto but he will miss the next competition.



I am sure you are all wondering who the judges for this challenge were. So without further adieu, I present to you the BBLJ9 Panel of Judges!



These judges represent a wide variety of people. First, we have Andrew, a former player and current host of OS10. Second, we have "Carmen", the ghetto fabulous alter ego of current OS10 player Victoria. And last but not least, we have Danielle, someone I am sure you do not recognize because she is one of my best friends in real life and someone who has no connection to ORGs at all.

The judges scored your captions by giving them anywhere from 1-5 points. 1 being the funniest and 5 being the least funny. The person who accumulates the lowest total score will be the winner of the POV.

THE RESULTS

Rosie O'Donnell


1. "my career must be up here somewhere..." [Nicolle]

Andrew: 1
Carmen: 5 “Ay. Your sense of humor must be up there, tambien.”
Danielle: 4

2. "Here Rosie gives a whole new meaning to the term 'Gold Digger'." [Jason]

Andrew: 4
Carmen: 4 “What made you think that was funny, cabron? No.”
Danielle: 2

3. "After being fired from The VIEW, and being called a fat pig by Donald Trump, Rosie shows he never gives up by shooting her promotional photo for her new show The PICK" [Jessica]

Andrew: 5
Carmen: 3
Danielle: 3

4. "After years of searching, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security has finally unearthed the location of the infamous Weapons of Mass Destruction. Unfortunately, safe removal of the WMDs will be much more difficult than originally anticipated." [Leslie]

Andrew: 3
Carmen: 1 “Que funny. Me and my homegirls laughed for a while.”
Danielle: 1

5. "A distraught Rosie O Donnell looked for her child in the only place she could think to look." [Nick D]

Andrew: 2
Carmen: 2 “Funny… but not as funny as the other one”
Danielle: 5

After one round here is where we stand:
Leslie - 5
Nick D - 9
Nicolle - 10
Jason - 10
Jessica - 11


Kevin Federline


1. "no, k-fed. just because you're wearing a shirt that says "famous stars" doesn't mean that you are one." [Nicolle]

Andrew: 2
Carmen: 2
Danielle: 1

2. "Paramedics were rushed to the Federline household this evening after a magic trick went horribly wrong. While attempting the 'pull the handkerchief out of the clown's mouth' trick, Kevin, dressed as a clown for his oldest son's birthday party, pulled his own tounge out instead." [Leslie]

Andrew: 4
Carmen: 4 “*yawn* Next…*
Danielle: 5

3. "Kevin federline: hmm... who knew the symptoms of swine flu are exactly the same as the symtpoms of being a douchebag." [Nick D]

Andrew: 3
Carmen: 3 “It would have been a higher score if I wasn’t tired of hearing about the fucking swine flu every two minute.”
Danielle: 3

4. "Earlier today Kevin Federline underwent surgery to have his pubic hair transmitted onto his face because the color of it matched better with his eyes." [Jason]

Andrew: 1
Carmen: 1 “Muchas gracias. Keep bringing the laughs, huey.”
Danielle: 4

5. "Ew,why is he still being photographed?" [Jessica]

Andrew: 5
Carmen: 5 “What the fuck is in your head? This was supposed to be a captions contest, not a ‘write whatever first comes to your head’ contest, stupid. Even I knew that and I dropped out of high school when I got pregnant with my second kid in two years.”
Danielle: 2

Through two pictures here are the scores:
Nicolle - 15
Jason - 16
Leslie - 18
Nick D - 18
Jessica - 23

Celine Dion


1. "sing as loud as you want...but once you've spent five years in vegas, you're no longer relevant." [Nicolle]

Andrew: 5
Carmen: 4 “What is with these pinche people and not being funny?”
Danielle: 2

2. "After Celine realized here career has gone to shit, she decided to follow suit." [Jason]

Andrew: 3
Carmen: 3
Danielle: 5

3. "Thats the hottest face lift ive ever seen" [Jessica]

Andrew: 4
Carmen: 5 “I think this game needs some new contestants…”
Danielle: 4

4. "This shit will go on: Celine Dion tests out her theory that her sense of self-satisfaction will enable her to shit out an Grammy." [Nick D]

Andrew: 1
Carmen: 2
Danielle: 1

5. "Go buy that tabloid, the rumors are true...Celine Dion was seen by thousands of fans crapping a new platinum album right on stage. It will be available in stores later this month." [Leslie]

Andrew: 2
Carmen: 1
Danielle: 3

Three down, two to go...here's where you rank
Nick D - 22
Leslie - 24
Nicolle - 26
Jason - 27
Jessica - 36

Brooke Hogan


1. "don't cry, sweetie. you're a bowling pin girl now, which is far less trashy than what most washed-up reality stars your age are doing." [Nicolle]

Andrew: 5
Carmen: 2
Danielle: 3

2. "She has brown roots, bitch needs a touch up" [Jessica]

Andrew: 4
Carmen: 5 “What is with these people and not getting the instructions? I hope your drug dealer gives you the weak shit.”
Danielle: 1

3. "Brooke- OMG I WISH THESE WERE GRAMMY'S" [Jason]

Andrew: 1
Carmen: 3
Danielle: 4

4. "Brooke Hogan was spotted in hysterics Friday Night leaving a bowling alley. According to a source, she entered the building demanding a 'sparkly ball' and then became increasingly frustrated when she did not perform as well as she did on Wii Sports." [Leslie]

Andrew: 3
Carmen: 1
Danielle: 5

5. "Brooke Hogan finally found three guys her father would approve of her dating; the only problem is she can't decide who to choose" [Nick D]

Andrew: 2
Carmen: 4
Danielle: 2

With one to go, who is in the lead?
Nick D - 30
Leslie - 33
Jason - 35
Nicolle - 36
Jessica - 46

Katy Perry


1. "She needs to tan, she looks like sweeney todd =/" [Jessica]

Andrew: 5
Carmen: 4 “You’re about as funny as my Tio Chuey’s amigo who fell off the ladder when he was fixing our roof.”
Danielle: 3

2. "all i said was that i *kissed* a girl, and i liked it. if this is what i have to go through to learn to eat pussy, i'm sleeping with men for the rest of my life." [Nicolle]

Andrew: 3
Carmen: 5 “Pussy jokes aren’t funny.”
Danielle: 5

3. "Katy perry. Clearly this bitch needs to eat. Sorry to the stripper inside." [Nick D]

Andrew: 4
Carmen: 3
Danielle: 2

4. "Today Katy Perry was charged for murder after killing three asian hookers inside of a bachelors cake. She was performing at a bachelor party in Guam when she committed the crime." [Jason]

Andrew: 1
Carmen: 1 “You have to be the most smartest in the bunch”
Danielle: 4

5. "Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of both Katy and the cake was, 'Oh no, not again.'" [Leslie]

Andrew: 2
Carmen: 2
Danielle: 1


Bringing up the rear with 58 points is Jessica































In fourth place is Nicolle with 49 points










































Third place goes to Jason with 41 points

































Former teammates last week will be duking it out for the POV this week...

















































There was only one point separating them






































The winner of the Power of Veto is...



















































Leslie with 38 points!!! This means Nick D had 39 points. Congratulations Leslie on your first win after being so close in the past!

Leslie, you have until 12 noon EDT on Saturday May 9th to make a post to the community letting everyone know what you plan to do with the Power of Veto.

Everyone else, I have nothing for you.

Until later...